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Porn Logic

“I just got a new kitty, let’s have sex”

“I just slapped Martha Stewart across the face, let’s have sex.”

“I just cooked some eggs, let’s have sex”

“I just put lotion on my hands, let’s have sex.”

These are a few my gf and I came up with, reblog and put your own porn logic.

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